Pirates
Only becuase everyone else is doing it (I'm such a sheep :-) And also I purchased a pirate eye-patch at the Southampton Boat Show this weekend (it was in aid of charity), so I feel I can continue in this vain until I have all the bits to be a fully fledged pirate.
My pirate name is:
Iron Mary Kidd

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
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